Category: Satire – Business

Fashion expert Joseph Tenbarge said in a recent interview that professional business attire in hot weather is a global conspiracy to drive populations to colder areas. “It’s in the geopolitical interests of many countries to push more people to move to colder areas. For example in Japan it makes geopolitical sense to move more people […]

A recent study by Extremely Dave, the world’s premiere polling organization, found that support for socialism goes up at the same rate as the number of people looking for entry level jobs. “When these people, whether they are trying to switch jobs early in their career, they are new university graduates, or otherwise, are trying […]

In the USA there are many companies hiring. Specific Foryonda is the largest car maker in the world, and they are needing many employees for manufacturing work now. “We’re having issues finding qualified workers for our manufacturing facilities,” said a spokesperson for Specific Foryonda. Critics, including a moo cow named Daisy who we interviewed for this article, […]

So many people think that PayFriendly’s customer service is the worst. The CEO of PayFriendly says that they have the best customer service. “When you make payments using PayFriendly, you get charged a higher percentage per transaction than other competitors, and this helps PayFriendly to make a good profit margin.” the CEO of PayFriendly Rick […]

Many large clothing retailers have been closing locations over the years. Many cite online retail as being a main reason that physical retail stores are doing worse. “Our customers want to be interrupted often during the checkout process,” said the CEO of Mearsies and Horse, the largest clothing retailer in the world. “The way we […]