Professional business attire in hot weather a worldwide conspiracy to drive populations to colder climates says expert

Fashion expert Joseph Tenbarge said in a recent interview that professional business attire in hot weather is a global conspiracy to drive populations to colder areas. “It’s in the geopolitical interests of many countries to push more people to move to colder areas. For example in Japan it makes geopolitical sense to move more people […]

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Study shows that support for socialism goes up proportionally to the amount of people searching for entry level jobs

A recent study by Extremely Dave, the world’s premiere polling organization, found that support for socialism goes up at the same rate as the number of people looking for entry level jobs. “When these people, whether they are trying to switch jobs early in their career, they are new university graduates, or otherwise, are trying […]

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Company not able to find workers with specific skills is still unwilling to train entry level employees in these skills

In the USA there are many companies hiring.┬áSpecific Foryonda is the largest car maker in the world, and they are needing many employees for manufacturing work now. “We’re having issues finding qualified workers for our manufacturing facilities,” said a spokesperson for┬áSpecific Foryonda. Critics, including a moo cow named Daisy who we interviewed for this article, […]

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PayFriendly’s CEO lashes back about its quality of customer service

So many people think that PayFriendly’s customer service is the worst. The CEO of PayFriendly says that they have the best customer service. “When you make payments using PayFriendly, you get charged a higher percentage per transaction than other competitors, and this helps PayFriendly to make a good profit margin.” the CEO of PayFriendly Rick […]

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This retail CEO’s fascinating customer insight may impress you

Many large clothing retailers have been closing locations over the years. Many cite online retail as being a main reason that physical retail stores are doing worse. “Our customers want to be interrupted often during the checkout process,” said the CEO of Mearsies and Horse, the largest clothing retailer in the world. “The way we […]

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Wind farm created to kill birds, energy creation a bonus

“I wanted to stop the chirping,” said USA wind farm owner Loretta Johnson. She made a business deal with an electricity company to help accomplish this. The company can build windmills to generate electricity for free and in return she gets free electricity, and the chirping of the birds, which wake her up at approximately, […]

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