Meteorologist confirms that weather to calm itself sometime later this year

If you live in the northern hemisphere, you may have noticed that it’s been hot since it’s been summer. If you live in a place in the northern hemisphere that isn’t hot during the summer, then fan-freaking-tastic for you. It’s about 84 degrees Fahrenheit (about 29 degrees Celsius) right now and it’s a little past […]

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Fish developed telepathy, and they always look horrified because of these important reasons.

Fish developed telepathy, which is the ability to communicate thoughts by ways other than the known senses. They are horrified by what they hear. “Coral reefs emit telepathic screams when they are dieing,” said Jason Smith, who developed a device to listen in on fish telepathic communications. “The oceans are screaming to them, and this […]

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The shocking story of how cows, pigs, and chickens are all conspiring to destroy the world

Land is being cleared to make room for livestock in many areas of the world. This leads to habitat destruction, which means less potential animals to study for human medicinal purposes, and less plants to help clean the air and prevent soil erosion which can lead to flooding issues. “I’ve confirmed that cows, pigs, and […]

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“What good could possibly come from taking steps to prevent global warming?” asks Kansas climate change skeptic

Over 99% of scientists who study the climate agree that global warming is caused by human activity. People can take steps to help prevent it by doing things such as buying locally made produce, walking and taking public transportation when they need to get someplace when possible, eating less animal-based products, and so forth. “Global […]

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The incredible story of Lord Jellyfish’s bold moves in the bluefin tuna industry is too important to miss.

Lord Jellyfish supports the consumption of bluefin tuna, which are among the animals that eat jellyfish. Bluefin tuna stocks are down to 4% of their historic numbers, are at threat of going extinct, and Lord Jellyfish wants to accelerate this process. “We will capture more bluefin tuna and sell them at below-market prices to make bluefin […]

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This incredible story of Charles the sea turtle eating a plastic bag instead of a jellyfish is perfect.

Jellyfish are a scourge of the ocean. They kill over 100 people every year and Lord Jellyfish, ruler of all jellyfish, is pleased with this. Charles helps to kill jellyfish by eating them and their stupid tentacles. “Jellyfish are delish,” trendy turtle Charles told Beyond the Echo Chamber. When he eats his favorite snack, the […]

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This amazing reason is why the terrifying Lord Jellyfish, ruler of all jellyfish, approves of shark killings. This is so important.

Lord Jellyfish, giant ruler of all jellyfish which kill over 100 people a year at least, has sent out an exclusive press release to Beyond the Echo Chamber. In it, Lord Jellyfish describes how it wants humans to keep up the good work of killing millions of sharks each year. Jellyfish are among the animals […]

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Wind farm created to kill birds, energy creation a bonus

“I wanted to stop the chirping,” said USA wind farm owner Loretta Johnson. She made a business deal with an electricity company to help accomplish this. The company can build windmills to generate electricity for free and in return she gets free electricity, and the chirping of the birds, which wake her up at approximately, […]

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This woman’s dedication is fierce. See why she drove 16 hours to fight for the environment.

Theresa Smith drove 16 hours from her home in Raleigh, North Carolina to the Yucca Mountain nuclear waste repository in Nevada last week to join protesters. The Yucca Mountain nuclear waste repository is a site first chosen in 1987 to house spent nuclear rods, many of which are as of writing in temporary storage closer to […]

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CEO of eco-friendly brand not sure why saving terrifying things won’t entice people

Brandy Meyer, the CEO of eco-friendly clothing brand We’re All Dead If We Don’t Save The Planet, can’t figure out why saving terrifying things that are far away isn’t enticing people to want to be inconvenienced as well as spend more to be eco-friendly. “In Svalbard, which is an island north of Norway, it’s illegal […]

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