Category: Satire – International Affairs

These are the powerful reasons this Hungarian nationalist wants to cure diseases in developing countries.

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Katalin Varga, a Hungarian nationalist, wants to help cure and prevent diseases in developing countries. She has powerful reasons for wanting better health outcomes in countries such as Afghanistan, Nigeria, Pakistan, and so forth. “I want less immigrants and refugees from developing countries in Hungary who aren’t qualified for advanced jobs. It’s been shown that when health […]

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These grapes are so important, they changed North Korea and the world.

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Kim Jong Un, the dear leader of North Korea, has announced that the nuclear testing site will be dismantled. Foreign press from South Korea, China, the US, the UK and Russia will be asked to attend the glorious dismantling event. However, seismologists believe that the mountain where the nuclear testing site is had partially collapsed in […]

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This is how white supremacy isn’t racist in this country

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There is an argument that people can only be racist if they happen to share the same perceived race as people in power.  The equation for the argument is, “Racism = power + prejudice.” It’s counter-argued that that definition of racism is racist in itself, and most people prefer to go by the dictionary definitions […]

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UN decides action against USA due to lost revenue because of USA’s citizenship based taxation policy

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The USA is one of only 2 countries in the world, the other being the African dictatorship of Eritrea, that taxes citizens based on their citizenship status instead of by their residency. Boris Johnson, the former mayor of London, was born in the USA but grew up in the UK. He legally owed the USA’s […]

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Step right up and feast your eyes at the 7 reasons why this time with North Korea is different than the other times leadership did something similar

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North Korea has announced that it is stopping its Nuclear Weapons program and is set to meet President Trump in May or June. This time is for sure different than the other times North Korean leadership, when pressured about its nuclear weapons program, told people they would stop and were really nice, and then later […]

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USA, France, and UK to unleash innocent puppies into Aleppo to show their respect for, “Innocent until proven guilty.”

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Exactly 1,037 puppies are to be unleashed into Aleppo by the joint military forces of the USA, France, and the UK. Each country has laws proclaiming that people in their countries are innocent until proven guilty. President Trump proclaimed, “No one raids Aleppo with puppies better than us. This is the perfect strategy.” This is […]

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