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Bold new ‘Ad Masochist’ movement requests more ads

A new movement called the Ad Masochist movement has been lobbying for websites to have more advertisements on their websites. “It was settled as bad practice in the 1990s and 2000s that automatically playing audio was annoying and bad practice,” Terry Stevens, founder of the Ad Masochist movement. “But we believe that it’s because the […]

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Colemak named best keyboard layout for summoning Maxwell’s demon, others

The Necronomicon contains ways to summon creatures such as demons and Cthulu. I tested the Qwerty, Dvorak, and Colemak keyboard layouts to find the quickest way to summon each. After thorough testing, the Colemak keyboard and its new update proved to summon Maxwell’s demon a full 1 second ahead of the Dvorak layout on average, […]

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Comic Sans named ‘Font of the Year’ by Font Pro magazine

Celebrated for its retro and professional styling, Font Pro magazine has named Comic Sans ‘Font of the Year’. “Comic Sans is the quintessential font for every occasion,” remarked Ken Stevens, founder and CEO of Font Pro magazine. The magazine has only over used Comic Sans as its font, and names Comic Sans ‘Font of the […]

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“What if we and our observable universe are in a black hole and this is why space looks black?” wonders scientist.

An astrophysicist named Charles Williams has questioned whether we have all already passed the event horizon, and if our observable universe is all within the confines of a giant black hole. “What if the rest of space outside of this black hole that we are in is really bright, which is why the center of […]

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Microsoft’s underwater data center could be part of a deep state plot to open up this shipping route

The deep state, all of it, has suggested that Microsoft’s new underwater data center could be part of a deep state plot to open up arctic shipping lanes. This is geopolitically important because it could allow for Russia to have warm water ports, thus lessening its need to expand westward back into areas with warm water […]

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Do you want a free box of chocolate things? This exciting Beyond the Echo Chamber update could get you free chocolate, and these hands are ready to join in.

Beyond the Echo Chamber, the world’s premiere website, has released a new forums section. For June and July, once a month, someone from Beyond the Echo Chamber will choose a comment from the forum and award the person an actual box of chocolate things from Japan. People can register using their email, Facebook, Twitter, or […]

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The best keyboard for these 5 everyday activities may surprise you: Qwerty vs Dvorak vs Colemak

There are different keyboard layouts, and some such as Dvorak and Colemak have been tested to be more efficient than typing in the Qwerty keyboard layout. But which one is really the best? I put each keyboard to the test in a variety of challenges. Here is which keyboard won in each tested category: Declaring […]

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This good boy finally got enough points for Beyond the Echo Chamber’s new Mystery Envelope

Noted good boy Peter Barker finally got enough points to get the Mystery Envelope from Beyond the Echo Chamber’s points shop. “I use my smartphone to check Beyond the Echo Chamber every day,” he said. This development comes on the heels of another good boy who was excited about the prospect of getting the Unaffiliated Items Mystery […]

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This is why pop-under ads are what the advertising industry and consumers need, according to this CEO.

Ronda Billings, the CEO of Duck and Quack Advertising which is the world’s largest digital advertising network, has announced that pop-under ads are the next best trend in advertising. “People enjoyed pop-up ads so much, they were effective, but they are too normalized. We need something new with moxy,” said Ronda. “So we figured that […]

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This good boy is excited for these new Beyond the Echo Chamber features.

The esteemed publication Beyond the Echo Chamber has unveiled new features, and this good boy is excited. He can befriend and message commenters now. So if he thinks to himself, “This person is great at making points,” or, “Wow that llama can type really well,” then he can step right up and make a friend. […]

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