Category: Satire – Urban Planning

Similar to how people in Tokyo used trash to build new land in Tokyo Bay, Louisiana will be using trash from around the USA to help fill up space lost to the sea. It’s reported that Lousiana has lost its boot shape due to rising waters. “We will be using trash such as cardboard boxes, food […]

Fatbergs are caused when non-biodegradable solid matter mixes with fat such as oil or grease. These fatbergs can clog up sewers and cost cities a lot of money, such as San Fransisco where it’s estimated to cost the city $3.5 million a year. The secret you haven’t been told is that the money goes towards […]

Across many areas of the USA, the amount of apartments and houses being built has not been able to keep pace well enough with demand. This has led to the price of buying or renting real estate becoming very high. “We need to keep Boise as it is, and not change anything here. Let them […]

In order to attract Amazon’s 2nd headquarters to Washington DC, where the CEO of Amazon has a second home worth over $30 million, the mayor of the city has an inspiring plan currently being built for a new high speed commuter rail line. Amazon’s 2nd headquarters is estimated to create over 50,000 jobs, and in […]

A car driving mayor of a mid-size Mexican city is reportedly unsure why bicyclists aren’t enthused about the new bicycle lane painted next to where cars drive. “Cars are fantastic, absolutely the best, and everyone should use them,” enthused the mayor with a nervous demeanor and wide eyes. “If the bicyclists can’t breathe well from […]