Man accused of cultural appropriation because of his dreadlocks actually just didn’t brush his hair and rolled with it

Cultural appropriation is when someone of the incorrect perceived race uses something that someone of another race invented. People, who in every case are racists who think that only people of a certain race can enjoy things of their race, claim that when people use things that someone from a different race happened to invent […]

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This high ranking government official says that marijuana is illegal because of attempted reverse psychology

“If we say that marijuana is in the highest category of bad drug possible, people who want to be edgy and use a drug can be safer,” said Jerry Davis, head of the Federal Drugs Task Force. This is why he’s so against marijuana legalization. “Look, I know that marijuana is a safer pain relief […]

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The reason the land of the free has curfew laws may surprise you

In multiple cities throughout the USA, people who are under the age of 18 are not allowed to be out past a certain time or else the cops will arrest the kids. Some argue that this is an infringement of personal liberty and is too much government overreach. Some argue that this helps to keep […]

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The Deep State may want a James Comey 2020 presidential run

The Deep State, all of it, has confirmed that a James Comey 2020 presidential run is being discussed. The powers that be who oversee the USA’s political system from the shadows want to be entertained this upcoming election. “It would please our members to see these two debate,” said an anonymous source in the Deep […]

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You’ll want to see the powerful reason this woman looks past the Minority Business Development Agency’s possible Title VI violation

Title VI of the 1964 Civil Rights Act prevents government agencies that receive federal funds from discriminating based on race, color, or national origin. The Minority Business Development Agency describes who it serves as, “African Americans, Asian Americans, Hasidic Jews, Hispanic Americans, Native Americans, and Pacific Islanders.” In other words, they’ll only serve people who […]

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Wind farm created to kill birds, energy creation a bonus

“I wanted to stop the chirping,” said USA wind farm owner Loretta Johnson. She made a business deal with an electricity company to help accomplish this. The company can build windmills to generate electricity for free and in return she gets free electricity, and the chirping of the birds, which wake her up at approximately, […]

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The story of this man’s freedom garden being illegal is too powerful to miss

A Missouri man named John Alvarez was fined this week for growing a freedom garden consisting of carrots, tomatoes, and a Dyson tree, which is a tree grown to be able to survive on a comet and create a breathable atmosphere for humans to be able to live within hollows in the comet or a […]

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The 7 incredible reasons these kittens are the reason affordable market based health care cannot physically be implemented in the USA right now

1.) These kittens keep the amount of medical schools purposefully low. In order to create a scarcity of doctors in the USA which drives up wages, these kittens use their incredible political influence to keep the number of accredited medical schools low. 2.) They want to keep their riches. These kittens own approximately 534 trillion […]

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You won’t believe these 5 reasons why this man won’t vote in the primaries! (#4 is shocking!)

1.) He’s a zombie and zombies are ineligible to vote. Multiple states in the USA have been taking dead people off of their voter registration lists. Death is a reason that people are ineligible to vote, and since he’s a zombie who died once he can’t vote. While he still holds down a job and […]

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Senator to Zuckerberg, “You shouldn’t be allowed to collect people’s private data and use it. That’s our job!”

Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Facebook, faced a lot of questioning over Facebook’s collection of private internet data. The issue of private internet data being used resurfaced after Cambridge Analytica was accused of gathering data on users using a Facebook poll which ended up helping Donald Trump win the presidency. Without Cambridge Analytica’s data, Donald Trump would […]

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