“It’s either me or the cockroaches,” says local spider.

Local spider Jim McMurray said to his roommate that it’s either him or the cockroaches. “John needs to know that I have value and feelings too. I eat bugs like cockroaches that come into this place, and I deserve respect,” Jim said. In response to Jim’s statement, John put out a press release saying, “What […]

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Man thrives by using only things from his assigned culture, uses no cultural appropriation

A local man has succeeded in thriving on using things only from his race appointed culture, which is a white western man with German and Irish heritage. Due to the Latin alphabet that English uses for its letters and numbers being invented in what is now Italy, and he’s only fluent in Germany and Gaelic, […]

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“What if we and our observable universe are in a black hole and this is why space looks black?” wonders scientist.

An astrophysicist named Charles Williams has questioned whether we have all already passed the event horizon, and if our observable universe is all within the confines of a giant black hole. “What if the rest of space outside of this black hole that we are in is really bright, which is why the center of […]

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The best keyboard for these 5 everyday activities may surprise you: Qwerty vs Dvorak vs Colemak

There are different keyboard layouts, and some such as Dvorak and Colemak have been tested to be more efficient than typing in the Qwerty keyboard layout. But which one is really the best? I put each keyboard to the test in a variety of challenges. Here is which keyboard won in each tested category: Declaring […]

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Man accused of cultural appropriation because of his dreadlocks actually just didn’t brush his hair and rolled with it

Cultural appropriation is when someone of the incorrect perceived race uses something that someone of another race invented. People, who in every case are racists who think that only people of a certain race can enjoy things of their race, claim that when people use things that someone from a different race happened to invent […]

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The 7 incredible reasons these kittens are the reason affordable market based health care cannot physically be implemented in the USA right now

1.) These kittens keep the amount of medical schools purposefully low. In order to create a scarcity of doctors in the USA which drives up wages, these kittens use their incredible political influence to keep the number of accredited medical schools low. 2.) They want to keep their riches. These kittens own approximately 534 trillion […]

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