Meteorologist confirms that weather to calm itself sometime later this year

If you live in the northern hemisphere, you may have noticed that it’s been hot since it’s been summer. If you live in a place in the northern hemisphere that isn’t hot during the summer, then fan-freaking-tastic for you. It’s about 84 degrees Fahrenheit (about 29 degrees Celsius) right now and it’s a little past […]

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Comic Sans named ‘Font of the Year’ by Font Pro magazine

Celebrated for its retro and professional styling, Font Pro magazine has named Comic Sans ‘Font of the Year’. “Comic Sans is the quintessential font for every occasion,” remarked Ken Stevens, founder and CEO of Font Pro magazine. The magazine has only over used Comic Sans as its font, and names Comic Sans ‘Font of the […]

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Republicans to support Democratic leader being chosen based on race instead of merit

In a surprise move, some Republicans are supporting the next Democratic leader being chosen because of their race and gender, and not because of their merit. “We have a truly historic chance for the opposing party to purposefully nominate someone who is subpar, and this will help raise our chances of victory,” said a spokesperson […]

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“It’s either me or the cockroaches,” says local spider.

Local spider Jim McMurray said to his roommate that it’s either him or the cockroaches. “John needs to know that I have value and feelings too. I eat bugs like cockroaches that come into this place, and I deserve respect,” Jim said. In response to Jim’s statement, John put out a press release saying, “What […]

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Man thrives by using only things from his assigned culture, uses no cultural appropriation

A local man has succeeded in thriving on using things only from his race appointed culture, which is a white western man with German and Irish heritage. Due to the Latin alphabet that English uses for its letters and numbers being invented in what is now Italy, and he’s only fluent in Germany and Gaelic, […]

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