Chocolate for forum post promotion kills 20 puppies

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Beyond the Echo Chamber has taken down its forums and its promotion where 1 account per month would be chosen to get a free box of chocolate things from Japan. “The person who won the box of chocolates fed it to all 20 of their puppies,” said the owner of the website. “Well, the puppies didn’t react well, they exploded, and now they are all dead,” they continued. Rest in pupperoni, tiny child dogs. The website will keep its comments section open and is considering getting rid of its points system, where people get points for reading articles, commenting, and more. “The points system may be taken down because I decided that keeping it simple by not sending more free things that could cause bad things to happen, might at least save the Saudi gazelle, which may hold the biological clue needed to cure all cancer,” he added.

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