Mango? Why not womango?

Satire Satire - International Affairs

I interviewed a gender studies major from New York City who wanted to express their opinion about mangoes, and they had this to say.

“Why is it called a mango? It needs to be changed to womango. I’m offended that the patriarchy and its followers proceed to support its colonialist language that suppress women and minorities. You know who grows those womangoes? Minorities do, that’s who. Minorities from Thailand to Mexico work in womango factories under the oppression of the patriarchy, and are especially affected by this language and oppression amen. What will white people think of next, honestly. They are so racist.”

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