This good boy finally got enough points for Beyond the Echo Chamber’s new Mystery Envelope

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Noted good boy Peter Barker finally got enough points to get the Mystery Envelope from Beyond the Echo Chamber’s points shop. “I use my smartphone to check Beyond the Echo Chamber every day,” he said. This development comes on the heels of another good boy who was excited about the prospect of getting the Unaffiliated Items Mystery Package.

This is a representation of the Mystery Envelope.

That puppy inspired Peter to register for an account and start getting points. “It was the best decision of my life to sign up and start getting points for reading articles and commenting,” Peter said. “I look forward to getting more points,” he added. Peter Barker reportedly aspires to get enough points to get the Unaffiliated Items Mystery Package too. This will require dedication, but he says he’s up for the challenge

What do you think? Are you up for the challenge of getting the Mystery Envelope or Unaffiliated Items Mystery Package? How many points do you have right now? Comment to let us know.

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4 years ago

Awesome! I want to get the mystery envelope.

4 years ago

Yeah! I want one of the mystery envelopes too.